A safari to the discount grocery store

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And I feel like I can be the brunt of my own joke. Bush hosted “his annual Labor Day Barbeque in Austin. It's the fear of Rove that Bush he'll beat, "If you dare to use an almanac, The Feds are on your case. J., Winter 1988, at 442 ("The affirmative employer will benefit from a written antiharassment policy that is stronger than the law requires, [both because harassment can] harm productivity [and because it can] jeopardize government contracts, and spawn expensive litigation."). 66.
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Secret Lives of the First Ladies: What Your Teachers Never

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Foreign Policy, American-Style: You have two cows. I owe these men and women a tremendous amount of gratitude for their time and their insight, for without them I would still be guessing the answer to this question: who brings the funny and what does this funny look like? He picked up the lamp and said lets all rub on it and see if it works!! We tell political jokes throughout the night, and then nine are in jail, and one visits the nine there."
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Dudley Goes to the Real Washington: And Discovers the Duds

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Researcher Mark Turner, in his text entitled The Literary Mind, argues that complex metaphorical and blending patterns, like those found in political cartoons, is fundamental to the way be accomplished without these processes [3]. In some of the jokes, people didn't have to name their target because it was easily deduced from the context. Post-Gazette, Jan. 15, 1995, at L2 (article starts with "Let's talk about sexual harassment -- both what it is and how to avoid it" and ends with "Would you feel comfortable having a man make the particular remark you are considering to your mother, sister, or daughter?
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"If City Hall's Walls Could Talk": Strange And Funny Stories

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I just completed an humorous anecdotal essay (I rarely write humor [intentionally, anyway]) but this was a special occasion. Reason Number One–The people who work there actually seek YOU out. More ›› 34 - Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Illinois Senator Barack Obama, however, quickly seized on Ahmadinejad's '100 year' gaffe to distinguish himself from both the Iranian President and Senator John McCain. "Senator McCain, like his ideological pal, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad plans on occupying Iraq indefinitely," Obama told a crowd of supporters at a campaign rally in Philadelphia on Friday. "But I pledge to you today, that if I'm elected President, America will never again encroach upon another nation's insurgency!
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Ambling into History: The Unlikely Odyssey of George W. Bush

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There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. Some people of color might say, well, it didn’t offend me. Think about it: “You have people who practice law and are lawyers who go to school for eight years, but you can become a cop in six months, and don’t have to have the same amount of training as a cosmetologist. Leno somehow overlooked far richer fodder for political sarcasm when he passed over legislation conservative senators proposed in 2006, such as completely walling off the nation, fully militarizing the border, or incarcerating 12 million immigrant workers.
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Weight loss (and other stuff) in the news

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I can regress there, and they have roller-coaster parks." "The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer." — Arnold Schwarzenegger on his decision to run for governor of California. "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." In the Red Square in Moscow, a line is snaking toward the Lenin's tomb.
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Undiplomatic Activities

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I am sure that this “miniscule” request from Arnub must have gotten the channel thousands of subscribers. The town will also have a working ranch where visitors can learn how to farm and work the land. Ode To The Great Molly Ivins "Alas, the magnificent Molly Ivins has died. So I use those modes of representation to paint these things as well. Running the Gauntlet of Hostile Environment Harassing Speech 25. Many witnesses have said that watching a newborn money hole opening up is close to seeing a miracle, with some suggesting to use public funds for the new hole's child support since the old money pit does not have enough left.
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It's All A Load Of Shit: The world according to Angry Dave 2

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When I talked about these issues with Marc Maron, he told me during a recent phone conversation that he had moved away from his more ideological comedy because: It’s very tricky, when you’re doing ideological comedy, from a point of view that pre-exists you, it’s very tricky not to carry water for someone else’s agenda. Sankowski, Edward (1977). "Responsibility of persons for Their Emotions." Studies in American Humor NS 3.8 (2001): 21-35. Ben Nelson�s a Democrat, you�d swear he�s a conservative Republican.
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Soviet Era Jokes: Take a Vacation to USSR!

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She outlines some of the plans that Medical Marijuana of Massachusetts, former congressman Bill Delahunt's enterprise, has for placing armed guards in each dispensary and making home deliveries in armored trucks. Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. Hillary explained the bird's history to Chelsea and her friend, so they too, laughed. She is an exemplary milkmaid known throughout the entire region. HotAir upsets CarolAnne on a rolling basis, because she reads the things they say as if they are true instead of weird lies (which I believe them to be).
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The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Soviets

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The Scientific Quest for the World's Funniest Joke. So let’s say it turns out that a fetus at six weeks IS, in fact, considered by God to be a fully-formed human being with an eternal soul… Let me ask you a question: What do you think happens to the souls of babies who get aborted? Sally turned on her mentor Jerry in a one-woman show that earned her rave reviews. At least I can understand what Trump says, but I just can't understand the lingo of those thousands coming across our open borders to the South.
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